laughing cow cheese huh?
I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH
you don’t kill a cow
to make cheese
this is literally my favorite
DM: “The orb of light begins to escape”
Ranger: “I roll to seduce it”
Ranger: *Rolls 20*
DM: *Sighs heavily*
wait a minute this isn’t my homework
this is tumblr
how did this happen
If you think that a sweet lolita is weak because she’s wearing a pink dress with strawberries on it, just know that she’s probably got a switchblade with a lamb sticker on it in that star-shaped purse of hers. The petticoat is power. She’ll thrust a pastel-painted fingernail straight through your cornea if you even think about trying shit with her.
DO NOT MESS WITH SWEET LOLITAS.
date idea: take me to ikea and play hide and seek with me