posted 4 hours agoSep 19, 2014, 6:47 am with 891 notes
posted 4 hours agoSep 19, 2014, 6:46 am with 113,011 notes

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

posted 4 hours agoSep 19, 2014, 6:45 am with 937 notes
posted 13 hours agoSep 18, 2014, 9:45 pm with 4,910 notes

lukeaesthetic:

when u see ur friends for the first time after washing ur hair with a new shampoo

image

posted 13 hours agoSep 18, 2014, 9:43 pm with 34,301 notes

mrs-ostrich:

Okay but imagine person A of your otp picking up sleepy person B and carrying them to bed and person B just snuggles their face into person A’s shoulder you know on second thought don’t imagine that

posted 13 hours agoSep 18, 2014, 9:33 pm with 219,345 notes

emilyisobsessed:

Leslie Knope tries impressions and accents

image

posted 13 hours agoSep 18, 2014, 9:31 pm with 30,051 notes

tokentiger:

Old Scooby Doo Frames KILL ME

posted 13 hours agoSep 18, 2014, 9:26 pm with 72,592 notes
posted 13 hours agoSep 18, 2014, 9:24 pm with 25 notes
prince-ghost:

enjoy the calm before the storm

prince-ghost:

enjoy the calm before the storm

posted 14 hours agoSep 18, 2014, 8:27 pm with 7,064 notes

vinegod:

He said lock the door

posted 15 hours agoSep 18, 2014, 7:42 pm with 41,856 notes
Me: Okay, it's 5am, so this episode will be the last episode for tonight.
Episode: *ends on cliff hanger*
Me: *deep, long sigh*
Me:
Me:
Me: Dammit *clicks next episode*
posted 15 hours agoSep 18, 2014, 7:42 pm with 77,936 notes

artsyflight:

seerofsarcasm:

persystella:

groot is probs assumed to be male but tbh i figure groot is a lil genderless being. who needs the gender binary when you’re a celestial tree creature. riddle me that.

"Are you a boy, or a girl?"
"I am Groot."

But like, didn’t Groot accidentally grab Gamora instead of Peter at the beginning? And Rocket was all “Learn genders already!” So like. Groot has no idea what gender is. Seems pretty canon to me?

posted 15 hours agoSep 18, 2014, 7:39 pm with 15,564 notes
vulpesatomicus:

toatorixthetimelord:

randomguy2015:

bemineunderthestars:

mensasmoov:

kimmiexsweetie:



Oh wow

The fuck kinda school does she go to

….

Or maybe the picture means “boy” and thus doesn’t begin with the “nnn” sound. The instructions don’t say “these pictures show things that start with the “nnn” sound.” It says “color the ones that do.”
Common sense, people.

^^^

vulpesatomicus:

toatorixthetimelord:

randomguy2015:

bemineunderthestars:

mensasmoov:

kimmiexsweetie:

Oh wow

The fuck kinda school does she go to

….

Or maybe the picture means “boy” and thus doesn’t begin with the “nnn” sound. The instructions don’t say “these pictures show things that start with the “nnn” sound.” It says “color the ones that do.”

Common sense, people.

^^^

(Source: condescendist)

posted 15 hours agoSep 18, 2014, 7:26 pm with 6,600 notes
cubchoo:

a shocking but not unwelcome twist

cubchoo:

a shocking but not unwelcome twist

posted 15 hours agoSep 18, 2014, 7:26 pm with 72,941 notes

bigbardafree:

damn my friends are talented

i mean they are giant nerds

but damn talented nerds